Oil Painting
Yeah, as it turns out I'm like... an oil painting master and stuff. I'm so good that I sold all of my oil paintings and I don't have any left to put up here. And for the sake of the planet I swore never to do oil painting again. My paintings would be so sought after that it would cause civil wars and kidnappings and stuff. For this, I will become a saint. Plus, I will also get my own TV show where I play a down-on-his-luck private investigator who finds a magic lamp, and the Genie and I solve crimes together. It will be called "Hardcastle and the Genie". It will be so awesome that when people watch it, their heads explode like in Halloween III.
