When I was a kid my mom got a Crayola "Artist Studio" for me from a woman down the street whose kids never played with it. It had all kinds of markers and crayons and watercolors. It even had an easel in the middle of it where you could paint and draw. When I got it I had these grand allusions that I was going to paint these fantastical underwater scenes with squids and barracuda and stuff. Instead, it was usually just Dracula in various states of blood-sucking. If I could find those Dracula Watercolors, I would totally put them up here. Those things were awesome.