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  <title>Added MySpace Social Bookmarking Link</title>
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  <title>Vodka Lemonade</title>
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  <description>A little story about how one time in High School I got drunk and, through no fault of my own, got accused of Grand Theft Auto.</description>
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  <title>How To Handle Bullies</title>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:42:00 +0500</pubDate>
  <description>Never make fun of the fat kid in class. I don't mean that in the "it's mean and dehumanizes your fellow man" way or some other bullshit. I mean it out of self-preservation.</description>
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  <description>One time I got chased by a duck in a public park.  Laugh all you want, if a duck was about to bite you in the stones you'd run around like a retard, too.</description>
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  <title>Goodbye Stupid Tables</title>
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  <description>I was annoyed I was using tables to display images in the art section, so I created a new way to do it.  Yay for me.</description>
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