::drlovemd:: Raising Idiocy To An Artform http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/ The Artwork and Writings of Matt Rose, Idiot Extraordinaire Tue, 20 May 2008 16:15:00 EST en-US http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Stowaway http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/spider.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/spider.php Tue, 3 Jun 2008 23:15:00 EST The time a spider stowed away in my underwear and waited to make his presence known... at work. Matt vs. the Bees http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/bees.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/bees.php Thu, 29 May 2008 20:15:00 EST Me and my futile attempts to evict the bees that moved in under my porch. 3rd Grade Swearing Fit http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/swearingfit.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/swearingfit.php Tue, 20 May 2008 16:15:00 EST A charming little tale of my first time swearing excessively. How To Handle Bullies http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/bullies.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/bullies.php Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:42:00 EST Never make fun of the fat kid in class. I don't mean that in the "it's mean and dehumanizes your fellow man" way or some other bullshit. I mean it out of self-preservation. My Interactions With Women, Part 3 http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/tipsfordating.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/tipsfordating.php Fri, 29 Feb 2008 14:42:00 EST Never, and I mean never, point a gun at a girl to get her to like you. Cracker lust http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/crackerlust.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/crackerlust.php Thu, 28 Feb 2008 16:22:00 EST One time I got chased by a duck in a public park. Laugh all you want, if a duck was about to bite you in the stones you'd run around like a retard, too. Goodbye Stupid Tables http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/index.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/index.php Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:30:00 EST I was annoyed I was using tables to display images in the art section, so I created a new way to do it. Yay for me. Somewhat Improved Design http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/ 4@http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/ Wed, 21 Feb 2007 18:30:00 EST I got bored with the old images I was using for the header graphic and decided to mess with the design a little bit. Marvel at my stupendousness! New Pen & Ink Image http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/penandink.php?num=3 http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/penandink.php?num=3 Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:25:00 EST Added Efeses to Pen & Ink section. 3 New Pen & Ink Images http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/penandink.php?num=2 3@http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/penandink.php?num=2 Sat, 13 Jan 2007 16:15:00 EST Added Plant Life, Tree 2 and Tree Finger to Pen & Ink section. New Watercolor Image http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/watercolor.php?num=3 http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/artwork/watercolor.php?num=3 Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:25:00 EST Added The Barber of Seville to Watercolor section. This is a reproduction of The Barber of Seville program cover for the Detroit Opera House. My Secret Shame - Tango & Cash http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/tangoandcash.php http://drlovemd.xmtp.net/writing/shame/tangoandcash.php Thu, 27 Apr 2006 17:32:00 EST Ernesto and Julio Gallon wine jugs are bastards. They don't care who they hurt or who they shower with really thick, pointy glass shards. They will tear you to pieces without shedding a tear.